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Cleistocactus colademononis, better known as the Monkey Tail Cactus, is a real showstopper! Its long, trailing stems are covered in soft, white spines, making it look just like a monkey's tail – how cool is that?
Perfect for hanging baskets or high shelves, this cactus loves to show off its cascading stems. Plus, it’s not just a looker – it produces bright red flowers at the tips of its stems that add a burst of color to any room.
Native to: The Monkey Tail Cactus comes from the rocky cliffs and dry valleys of the Bolivian Andes. So, it’s used to lots of light and good drainage.
Water: Keep it simple with this cactus – water sparingly and let the soil dry out completely between waterings. Usually, every 2-3 weeks will do the trick. And remember, excellent drainage is a must to avoid root rot.
Light: This plant is a sun lover! It thrives in bright, indirect light and can handle some direct sunlight in the morning or late afternoon. Just avoid that harsh midday sun – it’s a bit too intense. A south or west-facing window is perfect.
Humidity: The Monkey Tail Cactus likes it dry, just like its native habitat. Keep indoor humidity levels between 30% and 50%. High humidity isn’t its thing and can actually harm it.
Temperature: This cactus is comfy in typical indoor temperatures ranging from 18°C to 24°C. It can tolerate slightly cooler temps but hates the cold, so keep it above 10°C. Consistency is key to keeping it happy and stress-free.
The size listed is the diameter of the nursery pot. To ensure your decorative pot fits the plant, ensure the diameter is at least 2cm larger than the nursery pot size.
6cm - Baby Plant
9cm to 12cm - Small Plant
13cm to 15cm - Medium Plant
16cm to 19cm - Large Plant
21cm+ - XL Plant
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